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I've decided that from now on, I'm gonna answer every question like a presidential candidate...it's kinda fun.

"Vlad, what are u gonna do this weekend?"

"That's a great question, and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back and answer a broader question. What are we all doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should."

"But, what are you going to do?"

"What i'm going to do involves 3 things. First, its going to be relaxing; Second its going to be enjoyable; Lastly, i'm going to make sure that it's cost effective so that i won't get into a deficit. Four weeks ago, I said I would do something- and I did. This weekend will be no DIFFERENT!"